Ben Paddon Tumbls Down the Stairs
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If the Founding Fathers had any common sense, they’d have held off on finalizing the Declaration of Independence until October at the absolute earliest. Then, the following year, the night sky would have set the perfect scene for the fireworks displays that would ensue. But no – it was the summer, and they just wanted to get the damned thing wrapped up so they could go swimming and eat ice-cream sandwiches. Bastards.
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STD stats
hey bible belt, looks like that abstinence only education is workin out real well for you down there.
Ad agencies and infographic designers seem to think everybody living in America is American. Which is fine, because it means I’m not at risk of any STDs while I’m in the country. Result!
Downside? Nobody cares about my preferred make and model of car. There’s no way to make “Millions of Americans and one British guy love the Chevy Volt” sound enticing.
About Ben Paddon Tumbls Down the Stairs
British-born writer and geek humorist living in Los Angeles.
I mostly use this Tumblr to share stuff that isn't really on-topic for my writing blog. Occasionally I'll vomit up something I'm working on, or just post silly pictures. Why? Because, that's why.
Opinions posted here are my own and not those of my employers. So there.
